Because you have so many unsolvable problems. Like your mouth! It looks like somebody kicked a whole in a bag of flour.

Jonathan (to Liz)

Does that mean you're coming to my cabaret?

Maybe we're the last people on Earth. Maybe we are legend. You're Will Smith and I'm the dog!

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack