Jordan Sullivan Quotes
Season 9, Episode 9: "Our Stuff Gets Real"
Jordan: You know that bag of bones my sister Danny married? He died, she got nothing.
Cox: Bert died?
Jodran: You're not listening. Danny got nothing. You need to do your will so I can get all your stuff.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 15: "My Soul On Fire, Part 2"
Jordan: Remember when my dog died, you told me he went to doggie hell? And then you told me my mom was going to go to doggy hell when she dies?
Cox: Because of her doggy face?
Jordan: Right!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 14: "My Soul On Fire, Part 1"
Jordan: What are you doing? The van to take us to the airport is downstairs.
Dr. Cox: It's called my job. It's that little thing I do 70 to 80 hours a week while you're eating, drinking, napping, spending, plucking, ignoring the children and singing rap tunes into a hairbrush.
• Rating: Unrated
Jordan [to Todd]: Hey meat head, I got a present for you: I'm thinking about going bone fishing
Todd: I'm going bone fishing right now! And Ms. Sullivan, thanks so much for your setup
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 3: "My Saving Grace"
Jordan: Admittedly, getting rid of Maddox is a board issue. But, as you all know, I recently retired to become a full-time mom.
J.D.'s narration: Crap! We forgot Jordan's retirement party last week. I hope we weren't the only ones.
Dr. Cox: I really should have gone to your party.
Jordan: You think?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 2: "My Last Words"
Dr. Maddox: I'm the Chief of Medicine.
Jordan: I'm the chief of slag-smacking, so I'd keep moving if I were you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jordan: (to Dr. Maddox) Can we go? Cougars only drink free 'til nine.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 24: "My Transition"
Dr. Cox: Please forgive me, but since I had a vasectomy last year, nay two vasectomies, I feel... I feel I just have to ask. Did you cheat on me?
Jordan: No. And you know me; I always tell.
Dr. Cox: Ah that's true.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 21: "My Fallen Idol"
Keith: Did Elliot leave without telling me?
Jordan: Why is there an intern in my bathroom? It's not my birthday.
Keith: She made me watch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jordan: Hello Bob...No cheek kiss necessary.
Dr. Kelso: Oh good, I have pipe breath. Sooo...When was the last time I was here, '97? I know it has been a while because Enid could still fit through that door. I shouldn't joke, she is very ill.
• Rating: Unrated
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