Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS

Latest Review

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
"Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"

  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  
  •  

Judith Harper Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1, Episode 8: "Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful"
Judith [to the class]: OK, everybody, what we're gonna do is put the girls on one side and the boys on the other.
Alan: Sure, start splitting them up early. That's your answer for everything, isn't it?
Judith: Excuse me?
Alan: Uh, would Mrs. Plaintiff please see Mr. Respondent in the hallway?
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!


Total Quotes: 31
SheKnows entertainment