Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Jules: She's so young she may actually be from the future.
Ellie: Does her dad work on the moon?

I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.

Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.

Josh: What's that scar from?
Jules: I got knifed as a kid
Josh: Really?
Jules: No, that's from my c-section!

Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.

Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.

Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.

When you get up from that ottoman I'd go get a pregnancy test.

One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.

Cougar Town Quotes

Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!