Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Jules Cobb Quotes
I just want to give him a memory that is so great that he will never forget it.
Why do these stars have names on them?
Pale and tan swirl.
Jules: Ever since I got back from Hollywood I've turned into a real movie slut.
Andy: I think you mean movie buff.
Ellie: No, no she's right, the expression is movie slut - change approved.
Duh, no paper bills less tree murder.
Jules: Hey, does it make me gay if I eat this?
Ellie: I think it does.
Jules: Well I’m doing it anyway.
Laurie: Do you want a fork?
Jules: The mayor’s wife can take a bottle of wine?
Ellie: Uh, no that’s more of an Ellie thing. We should walk faster.
If I’m running, you’re running. Are you new to this group?
Yep, we raised a deadbeat.
The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.
I have two hours to get healthy. It's like cramming for a test.
Jules: You know, I was trying to find the perfect setting and now I just don't know what to do. I know I have to tell them, or, a different approach, we hop in a car, drive west, and never look back.
Ellie: Don't joke! I packed my Thelma and Louise bag six years ago, so say the word I'll go grab it.
