Jules Cobb Quotes (Page 11)
Season 2, Episode 15: "Walls"
Jules: I'm not gonna stand here and be judged by someone who doesn't even have a nineteen year old, and most of all, who thinks there's a ghost in her pickup truck.
Ellie: Then...who keeps moving my sunglasses Jules? Who?
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: I'm gonna say it. The clingy mom act? It's not cute anymore. In fact, it's ugly on you. Just like scarves.
Jules: I look bad in scarves?
Ellie: They give you bird face.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: I put cough syrup in his lemonade and he fell asleep in a hole.
Ellie: You know, out of context, that sounds like a horrible abduction story.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: Hey, Trav, did you happen to find any of Tom's business in those holes?
Travis: Lemme check. Nope.
Jules: Sorry Tom, none of your business over here.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: Wipe off that silly moustache. You look like a really gay Freddie Mercury.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: Name one thing I've done to Travis that is "meddlesome."
Bobby: Watched him sleep.
Ellie: You scared his girlfriend away.
Laurie: You want to live in his blood.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Travis: Mom, people from Taiwan are really called Taiwanese.
Jules: Agree to disagree.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: Are you two dummies out in the yard again playing human Whac-A-Mole?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 14: "Cry to Me"
Jules: (to Grayson) I just want you to be a little different with me than with everyone else.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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