Cougar Town

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(to creepy Panda guy) You get some Ling Ling!

Oh my God, I was mean to my daddy.

Dad, I missed you. How've you been?

I hate dressing up. Not for nothing, but I'm not doing it yall.

Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.

Jules: Ellie Torres, I'm fixing to get mad at you.
Ellie: Really, are you fixing?
Jules: Damn it.

I hate Halloween.

Titles Are Hard - Cougar Town.

Jules: Hey JJ. That's your girl name.
Travis: Of course.

(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!

Jules, Andy, Grayson

Jules: Some of us over did it at the pre no more alimony party party, so I made these margaritas with crushed up aspirin.
Andy: They should market this to drunks! Or us.

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

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