Jules Cobb Quotes (Page 23)
Season 1, Episode 9: "Here Comes My Girl"
Jules: The sales after Thanksgiving this year are going to be insane. We're talking full on shopping orgy.
Laurie: We are gonna save so much money by spending.
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Season 1, Episode 8: "Two Gunslingers"
Jules: Hey resort Trent, you're even cuter out of your uniform.
Trent: I'm gay.
Jules: Just go with it, Trent. Come on, I'm trying to scrape together a fantasy here. If I can be Resort Jules, you can be Straight Trent.
Trent: I was Straight Trent for sixteen years.
Jules: Great! What's another hour?
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Jules: Regular Jules wouldn't do this, but Resort Jules says, "say hello to Tonya and her slightly smaller cousin Tina."
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Jule: Here, I'm Resort Jules. And Resort Jules is fun. And she's crazy. And she refers to herself in the third person like a professional athlete.
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Jules: Your dad convinced some tourist that he's a hunting guide, so not only can he not watch you, but he might end up dead.
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Season 1, Episode 7: "Don't Come Around Here No More"
Jules: Alright great the bet starts now
Bobby [entering]: J-bird!
Grayson: Wow, point five seconds. I just went twenty dollars
Bobby: Sounds like I was involved, want to go splitsies?
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Grayson: You can't stand to be along for a second can you?
Jules: That is ridiculous
Grayson: So why did you go out with father time?
Jules: Because I am a history buff and I haven't been in a car with only a lap belt in a long time
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Jules: I'm happy about Bobby's new horn, the odds from my son dying in a golf cart accident went from definitely to probably
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Season 1, Episode 6: "A Woman In Love (It's Not Me)"
Ellie: You totally had sex last night
Jules: How'd you know
Ellie: I'm your best friend, I know these things, plus there's a condom wrapper on your back
Jules: Oh, is it just the one?
Ellie: Good god, Jules
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Laurie: There's nothing in your purse except three hundred dollars
Jules: That's five hundred, that's my half of a stupid bet bobby bet
Laurie: No, this feels like three hundred. My brother sold pot for six years
• Rating: Unrated
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