Jules Cobb Quotes (Page 28)
Season 1, Episode 4: "I Won't Back Down"
Jules: I can't believe I was married to a guy who keeps his driver's license in a box
Bobby: A box marked important stuff
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: Oh look who got laid last night
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ellie: Why are you out of breath
Jules: Cause I'm sanding down my disgusting elephant heels. With all the shavings here I could make a second foot
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "Don't Do Me Like That"
Travis: Good bye, I love you dad
Jules: Oh my god, did he just say I love you?
Bobby: I know, pretty gay right?
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Ellie: You know how I take a nap every day from 10 to 11:45?
Jules: Your life is better than mine
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Jules: You never go all out for a guy?
Laurie: If I really like a guy I'll stop texting while I do him
Ellie: I wish you were my daughter
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Barb: I know I'm being really rude, but I'm really hungry and if you're not gonna eat that...
Jules: My omelet?
[Barb points to Josh]
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 2: "Into the Great Wide Open"
Jules: When you act like you don't want to talk to me, it just makes me want to talk to you even more.
Grayson: That may be the world's most annoying personality trait.
• Rating: Unrated
Grayson: When women get older, it's icky. When men get older, it's adorable. It's my favorite double standard.
Jules: Yeah, I'm not a huge fan.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: Do you think that's an appropriate outfit for work?
Laurie: I did just until a second ago
Jules: Fair enough
• Rating: Unrated
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