Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSJules Cobb Quotes
Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage
Grayson: I thought you wanted to do all the talking?
Jules: Speechless.
When it comes to love I'm a street rapping poet yo.
Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.
Nothing on two legs should walk that loud.
Hey fellas, I'm trying to talk to my man so could you take that thrashing down to the park?
Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.
I hope I NEVER pee this out!
I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.
Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.
Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!
Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.
