Julia Braverman-Graham Quotes
Crosby: Hey! Jules! You better get inside or you're gonna get screwed! You gotta get your sign-up sheet!
Julia: I know!
Julia: You know, I've only ever had the one job since grad school. I put all my eggs in one basket, and now that Leon is being vindictive, I'm screwed. And he deserves to be, because I messed up. He has every
Joel: Honey, you didn't screw up, you chose your children over your work.
Julia: Thank you, but that is revisionist, I got overwhelmed and I screwed up.
Victor: Can Max and I go to the vending machine?
Julia: Yeah, of course!
Victor: Thanks Mom!
Joel: We should finalize it.
Joel: I think we should finalize it. You know, talk to the lawyers, file the paperwork, dot the Is, cross the Ts. If there's anything that's going to tell our boy that he's a part of our family, that's it. I just think we need to, you know, take the leap.
Julia: He's going to have bad teeth, but he tried.
Joel: Well, maybe the sugar buzz helps him study.
Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.
This stay at home parent thing? The full time thing? Harder than I thought.
Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?
Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.
I know you don't want me in your life right now, but I don't know how to do that, so call me if you want to practice. I'm really good at that kind of thing.
I'm trying to be very respectful of her privacy, even though she is living in my house and carrying my baby.
Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.