Parenthood

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Parenthood
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Julia: Okay. I'm going to give you my best legal advice.
Crosby: Your best.
Julia: Yes. Be nice.

This stay at home parent thing? The full time thing? Harder than I thought.

Julia: I am a really good swimmer, right Syd?
Sydney: Yes. Remember that one time you came to my swim class and you almost drowned me?

Joel: Hey, our son is coming.
Julia: Our son is coming.

I know you don't want me in your life right now, but I don't know how to do that, so call me if you want to practice. I'm really good at that kind of thing.

I'm trying to be very respectful of her privacy, even though she is living in my house and carrying my baby.

Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.

Zoe, what you're asking is never going to happen. We don't need time to think about it, we need time to get over it.

Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!

Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.

We're going to be standing next to 20 year olds in like size zeros, so you need to bring out the big guns.

Julia: Um...Zoe. Would you ever consider letting me adopt your baby?
Zoe: No.

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Parenthood Quotes

Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

Crosby

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes