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I know you don't want me in your life right now, but I don't know how to do that, so call me if you want to practice. I'm really good at that kind of thing.

I'm trying to be very respectful of her privacy, even though she is living in my house and carrying my baby.

Joel: Why do we still have a home phone. The only people who still have it is telemarketers.
Julia: And my parents.
Joel: Exactly.

Zoe, what you're asking is never going to happen. We don't need time to think about it, we need time to get over it.

Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!

Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.

We're going to be standing next to 20 year olds in like size zeros, so you need to bring out the big guns.

Julia: Um...Zoe. Would you ever consider letting me adopt your baby?
Zoe: No.

We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.

Max has definitely benefited from the program we have at Footpath socially, and the last thing we would want to do is talk ourselves out of having a fine family such as yours at our community. However, you need to decide if max would be better off at a school where he would meet his full potential socially and academically.

Max's Teacher

Joel: I can't do this, honey.
Julia: Why not?
Joel: I don't even know where to start. Ths room is freezing, I'm sitting here, they're playing muzak, there are people walking by and they gave me a stack of Playboys from the 1980s and told me to give 'em a call when I'm done. It's so weird, honey.
Julia: Well, what do you want me to do? Do you, um, do you want me to help?
Joel: Whaddya mean?
Julia: I mean, like, phone sex.
Joel: You know how to do that?

Julia: I can't believe I'm letting her play a sex symbol.
Sarah: Dude, don't you ever relax?
Julia: No, dude

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