Eileen: If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it?
Julia: That? ... It is a real Degas.
Eileen: Yeah.

Tom: I think the real problem is Michael Swift.
Julia: Yes, I think he should go.

Michael: But, I'm fired. If I weren't fired, I'd quit. They are everything to me and I've been stupid.
Julia: Me too.

I'd stay good riddance, but we are still stuck with him.

Eileen: What we need to do is to find a constructive solution.
Julia: Group suicide?

Michael is not coming back! That's it. End of discussion! End of discussion.

Tell them, if he comes to Boston, I'm out. I'm out.

Julia: We're not a team. Because the show is more important than all of us.
Tom: Well....
Julia: It sounds so weird. We're not a team.

I'm sorry.

Tom and Julia [in unison]

Julia: Was there anything that you liked?
Peter: I think Marilyn Monroe is interesting subject for a musical.

You are not going to humiliate me in front of a bunch of 12 year olds.

"The Singing Bird" -- I thought the title was a metaphor, but no it's actually about a bird that sings.

Smash Quotes

Sam: Ivy's doing the nasty with the Dark Lord, huh?
Dennis: That's what I said.
Karen: Who's the Dark Lord?
Sam: Sauron himself, Derek.

Eileen: If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it?
Julia: That? ... It is a real Degas.
Eileen: Yeah.

Smash Music

  Song Artist
Song Never Give All the Heart Smash Cast
The National Pastime Smash Cast iTunes
Song Beautiful Smash Cast