Castle: Might I suggest a sacrificial altar?
Beckett: No you may not.

Castle: It's as though he's turned being a charming man-child into a career.
Kate: Now that doesn't sound familiar, does it?

After a case like this one I think a warm and cozy bath is in my future.

Beckett: You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?
Castle: Well, apparently I already do if we end up with three kids.

Castle: I write serious literature? Beckett you hear that?
Beckett: Yeah I heard. And I'm the president of fantasy land.

Kate: I've been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don't do anything stupid in there, OK?
Castle: Don't worry. I think I've already hit my stupid quota for the day.

If there's one thing you excel at Castle, it's talking.

Kate: What am I going to do, just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings? What kind of life is that?
Castle: Mine.

Kate: I might as well apply to become a mall cop.
Castle: Ooh, you would look great on a Segway.

I don't know what to do about my life.

Beckett: How'd you guys get there?
Esposito: Chicken poop.
Beckett: Oh, whatever works.

You're not going to Castle me on this.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Esposito: So you're going full hipster now.
Ryan: Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?