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Castle

Castle: I write serious literature? Beckett you hear that?
Beckett: Yeah I heard. And I'm the president of fantasy land.

Kate: I've been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don't do anything stupid in there, OK?
Castle: Don't worry. I think I've already hit my stupid quota for the day.

If there's one thing you excel at Castle, it's talking.

Kate: What am I going to do, just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings? What kind of life is that?
Castle: Mine.

Kate: I might as well apply to become a mall cop.
Castle: Ooh, you would look great on a Segway.

I don't know what to do about my life.

Beckett: How'd you guys get there?
Esposito: Chicken poop.
Beckett: Oh, whatever works.

You're not going to Castle me on this.

You're bribing me with a latte?

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