Andy: We're losing cloud cover.
Kelly: Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
Darryl: Hey, hey...Vick did his time.

Kelly: Well I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now, and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you right?
Kelly: Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage.

Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.

Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.

Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.

I can't get anything lately unless I threaten to kill myself.

Ryan: For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly: Try Jesus.

Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?

I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.

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