Kelly Kapoor Quotes
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Andy: We're losing cloud cover.
Kelly: Oh don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
Darryl: Hey, hey...Vick did his time.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Kelly: Well I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now, and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you right?
Kelly: Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 22: "The Inner Circle"
Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud Deangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.
Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?
Ryan: I did not see Rango.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Kelly: Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"
Kelly: I can't get anything lately unless I threaten to kill myself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 7: "Christening"
Ryan: For all their generosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly: Try Jesus.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Kelly [to Michael]: Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "Counseling"
Kelly: I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 26: "Whistleblower"
Kelly: I probably tweeted it. I tweet, I text, I phone, I Skype ...
• Rating: Unrated
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