Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"
Kenneth: You're the one that makes us laugh. Never go away again.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Was Dot Com standing that gay?
Kenneth: Um no sir, he was not.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: It just feels so good to have the Three Musketeers and Dot Com back together again.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 18: "Plan B"
Kenneth: How was substitute teaching sir?
Pete: Just like Lean On Me, in that a guy who looks like Morgan Freeman swung a bat at me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 16: "TGS Hates Women"
Kenneth: When I first started working here, an 8-year-old Shirley Temple taught me how to roll a cigarette.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Kenneth: What most people don't know is that NBC is still a network.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "Double-Edged Sword"
Kenneth: You don't know the meaning of the word scared. And I know 'cause I've looked it up for you a dozen times.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "¡Que Sorpresa!"
Jack: I can get you into a restaurant where you watch a child play with a bunny, and then you eat the bunny.
Kenneth: Isn't that just Easter?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You have me over a barrel. What are you going to do?
Kenneth: Not what my uncle does when he gets a hitch-hiker over a barrel, I'll tell you that.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Kenneth: I can talk to animals. Well not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them.
• Rating: Unrated
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