Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 6)
Season 4, Episode 8: "Secret Santa"
Kenneth: An angry God is punishing them. It's a Christmas miracle!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Sun Tea"
Kenneth: Well, they make our shoes and wallets.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. If that's true, why was he killed by a monkey?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"
Kenneth: Who said I've been alive forever?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: Miss Maroney, your Mexican diet pills came. Should I start taking them to test their side effects?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Audition Day"
Kenneth: [on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "Stone Mountain"
Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.
• Rating: Unrated
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