Kenneth: As mom used to say, you can't eat love.• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
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Kenneth: Bonus means extra. I know that. From game shows.
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Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
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Kenneth: Now you're standing on the very spot where Grace Allen took Jack Parr's virginity.
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Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
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Kenneth: If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.
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Kenneth: [on his harmonica] Oh, you mean my mouth radio.
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Kenneth: Ms. Lemon, you're not supposed to be here; you're on s-e-x probation.
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Kenneth: Yes, the rest of us talked about it last night at Finnegan's, the bar we go to after work. In my dreams.
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