Kenneth: I feel like I'm in The Pelican Brief. Do I already know too much?• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Kenneth: It's not enough that you killed the bird I've had for almost 60 years, but the fact that you didn't trust me is unforgivable!
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Kenneth: [to Liz, about Drew] Don't get too attached, because once people realize his tonics don't work, it's on to the next town.
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Kenneth: But why would you want to cut your hair? You look exactly as I imagine Mary Magadalene to be.
Jenna: Thank you, but I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town!
Pete: I already explained that: that was a police sketch of a flasher who happened to look like Tracy... we hope.
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Kenneth: Are you pickling squirrel meat? Cause I can lend you my skullpresser.
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Kenneth: Adult? You mean like you're driving a car and wearing a suit?
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Kenneth: I can't handle the truth!
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Kenneth: That's "99 Red Balloons," Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.
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Kenneth: Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?
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Kenneth: I wouldn't have this job if it wasn't for the mouth in my back.
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