Season 1, Episode 16: "The Source Awards"
Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don't wanna do anger and you can't make me!
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Ridikolus: Aww man you didn't just skuff these shoes. P Diddy wears these shoes.
Kenneth: Oh, will he be mad when you give them back?
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Season 1, Episode 15: "Hard Ball"
Tracy: I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.Kenneth: (dreamily) Pregnant cornbread ...
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Kenneth: That lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.
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Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.
Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?
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Season 1, Episode 13: "Up All Night"
Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.
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Season 1, Episode 11: "The Head and the Hair"
Jack: When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston paddling swan boats for the tourists.Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?
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Jack: I wanted to talk to you about our corporate "Bottoms-Up Day." Once a year all the senior V.P.s spend one day doing the job of one of our lowest level employees. This year I'll be a page for a day and you'll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir!
Jack: That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom, Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.
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Season 1, Episode 7: "Tracy Does Conan"
Kenneth: Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 4: "Jack the Writer"
Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.
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