Eastbound & Down

Kenny Powers Quotes (Page 7)

Kenny Powers: I'm laying down my new audiobook. No writing, just spoken words - the old fashioned way.
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Kenny Powers: I just want you to know that I've been thinking alot, about, you know, what happened at the cookout. It's just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and I saw those t*ts and I started feeling your ass and I started breathing heavy and almost got a headache. Then my vision started to go all colorful. Then I just came in my pants. But I won't do that again.
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Kenny Powers: From this moment forward Kenny Powers is just like everyone else. Normal. Not special. No hopes. No dreams. Pretending to be happy when he's really super sad. Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, and nothing less.
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Kenny: Just like Neil Armstrong, I went to space, and now I'm back and nobody gives a s**t.
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(After separating two girls from fighting)
Kenny: You wanna fight do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school surrounded by books.
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Kenny Powers: Stupid cookout. As if their f*cking cookout is any sort of big thing. You should see my f*cking cookouts, man. When I was back in Seattle, I had the goddamn Spoonman from the Soundgarden videos coming to my sh*t. I'm talking 6 grills burning at all times. Tiki torches, 3 whole pigs, sh*tloads of macaroni and cheeses, baked potatoes, collard greens, a horse, f*cking Puerto Rican chicks showing their pussies and tits off everywhere. They were amazing.
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Kenny Powers: I don't know what's going on, man. I'm just all jammed up inside. Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all of my god-given talents. Including the talents to be able to have sex with any woman I choose, or throw a f*cking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants. Sometimes I just don't even know which one hurts the most. I'm ashamed of myself.
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Kenny Powers: There's one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great.
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Kenny Powers: I am not trying to sound cocky or full of myself, but Kenny Powers has a sneaking suspicion that no matter what comes his way he will always be great. Because that's just the way sh*t works sometimes.
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Kenny: Did you get my s**t?
(Clegg hands a bag to Kenny)
Kenny: Why is it in a f**king zip-lock bag? What is this mushrooms? Clegg, I'm talking about steroids.
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