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This place, you can get hepatitis just breathing the air.

Castle: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Ryan: No, it's just you.

Ryan: And you're letting her?
Castle: Well apparently the only way to stop her is by locking her up but according to Miss By-the-Book here that's unlawful imprisonment.

Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.

You think you're being rushed now, wait until after the wedding. About ten minutes from the altar they'll all be like, when are you two having a baby?

Ryan: Castle, your whole relationship is built on the foundation of your boundary pushing.
Castle: Good point.

Perlmutter: After Too Cool For School almost anything's a step up.
Ryan: Hey!

Beckett's a Judas. Her and her partner just hijacked our case. Whose side are you on?

Ryan: I always wanted a pet monkey when I was a kid. Big Curious George fan.
Castle: Wait 'til George grows up. An adult chimpanzee can reach 200 lbs, tear off a man's face, hands, and naughty bits.

Staring at the phone won't make it ring. I learned that in junior high.

There's only two things to do at the docks; kill someone or go fishing. It's a little late to go fishing, isn't it?

I don't need you to tell me what's at stake here.

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Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


You can't give up. That's the deal. We want the happy ending, we can't give up.

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