Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 6)
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Sting"
Kevin: He's like a better looking Andy.
Andy: Thanks Kevin.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 4: "Sex Ed"
Andy: Can anyone else name a consequence of sex?
Kevin: It feels unbelievable.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 21: "Secretary's Day"
Kevin: C is for Suspension!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gabe: This is violent and offensive.
Kevin: Thank you. It really makes me self-conscious about my voice.
Gabe: It's awful [offers a tissue]
Kevin: I'm not crying.
Gabe: There's food on your face.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: That is an amusing link. I'd like it sent to me please.
Kevin: Angela, this is inappropriate.
Angela: This is my favorite day!
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: They're making fun of Cookie Monster, I get that; but in a weird way, it's like they're making fun of me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Jim: Do you wanna just make a run for it?
Pam: Maybe.
Kevin: [walks by, starts screaming into Pam's chest] Wahhhhhhhh! Wahhhhh! Mammyyyyy!
Jim: What is happening?
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Pam: Kevin!
Kevin: [hugs her] Ahhhhhhh!
Pam: Yay! How are you!
Kevin: Oh I missed you so much!
Pam Beesly: Aww!
Kevin: Yeahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhh!
[cut to interview]
Kevin: Well when a new mom hears a baby cry, her you-know-whats fill up with you-know-what? And then her shirt gets... you know ... That would be funny!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 19: "New Leads"
Michael: Wait, what day is today?
Kevin: Um, tonight is Ghost Whisperer. So Friday.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: (about the leads) They're in the trash! They're in the trash!
Dwight: Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress.
Meredith: Okie-dokie.
Kevin: No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen.
Meredith: Coming off either way!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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