Kirby Atwood Quotes
Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me
Kirby: Teenagers are a handful, huh?
Wendy: I'm sure you can relate
[Kirby giving Nico a foot massage]
Nico: Give me back my feet.
Kirby: Not if you're using them to leave.
Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.
Nico: You don't have me, my husband has me.
Kirby: Yeah, I keep trying to forget about that
Nico: Are all these [photos] yours?
Kirby: Yep, my living room doubles at the Kirby Atwood gallery of mediocre art.
Nico: What do you want Kirby?
Kirby: You.
Kirby: Is this him?
Nico: Who?
Kirby: Your husband.
Nico: That's Walter Cronkite.
Kirby: You said he was older..
Nico: Kirby, that's not going to happen again. I'm married.
Kirby: I forgot my notes.
Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]
Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.
I am so sorry, look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink
