The Originals
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWKlaus Mikaelson Quotes
I'm going to find the witch who did this and then I'm going to do what I do best.
Kieran: You've got to be kidding me.
Klaus: A vampire is trying to reverse a witch's hex placed on you and it's the cup you find sacreligious.
Cami: I'm not--
Klaus: A monster?
Cami: I'm not stupid. If there's a war going on, I want to be on the winning side.
Marcel: Back in the day the witches wanted to send a threat, they'd just kill a chicken and leave it on your doorstep.
Elijah: That's a rather large and ominous chicken, wouldn't you say?
Not long ago, you all united against me. You failed. Since then, in my benevolence, I have wiped the slate clean, yet it seems clear you think that I am the one who needs to earn your respect, your loyalty. You are mistaken. It is you who must prove yourselves to me. Our community is under attack. I require soldiers. I need warriors. Not cowards. Each of you has a decision to make. You either fight alongside me, or you leave. Now.
Who of you will fight to defend our home? Not a single one of you will stand with me. So afraid are you of this new threat? You should know better.
Well, this is no family reunion without our mother! I'll fetch her!
Klaus: This is not a democracy!
Elijah: You're quite right. This is family.
You're a bit of a mad genius, Elijah! Count me in!
Listen, Hayley, a word of advice when dealing with Elijah. Don't do as I do. Just apologize. He's accomplished at many things, but he is a master at forgiveness.
Elijah: Not a people person, are you Niklaus?
Klaus: Nonsense, I love people.
Young, old, dead, or alive, witches are a pain in the ass.
