Elena: You don't have to hurt anybody.
Klaus: Oh, cone on love, of course I do.

Klaus: Please, forgive the inclusion. My name is Klaus.
Werewolf: You're the hybrid.
Klaus: You've heard of me. Fantastic.

Klaus: What an entirely unwelcome surprise.
Elijah: And what an entirely unsurprising welcome.

Caroline: One, these babies aren’t mine. They’re Ric’s.
Klaus: Yes, that’s been made abundantly clear to me by your boyfriend.
Caroline: Two, I didn’t call you. I called Stefan. Yes, my boyfriend. Who is currently running for his life while I sit here playing worst case scenario. Except these babies, who aren’t mine, won’t stop crying, and now this entire diner hates me, so if you could stop gloating in the face of my misery, that would be very much appreciated.

Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.

Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Klaus: I was feeling benevolent.
Stefan: You're never benevolent.

Klaus: I see they've opened the doors to the riffraff now.
Damon: Honey, I've been called worse.

Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.