End us now, other. Or I'll send you back to Hell.
Caroline: I'm too smart to be seduced by you.
Klaus: That's why I like you.
Klaus: Join us for a drink.
Caroline: I'd rather die of thirst, but thanks!
Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.
The worst thing for Elena Gilbert is the two of you.
We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours.
Help me destroy Stefan and I promise you our family will be whole again.
Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?
Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.
Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.