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Adam Noshimuri: Are you sure you understand what this means?
Kono Kalakaua: No. But it's what we're gonna do. It's what we have to do.

Michael Noshimuri: He went to see Sato, didn't he?
Kono Kalakaua: Who the hell is Sato?

Savannah Walker: How on earth did you get so tech-savvy?
Kono Kalakaua: Xbox.

Chin Ho Kelly: Better call your insurance agent from the car.
Kono Kalakaua: Tell him you want full coverage.
Savannah Walker: You're kidding, right? They're kidding, right?

Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.

Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.

Kamekona: You all can redeem your tickets as soon as I get my pilot license
Kono: Wait, wait wait? You bought a helicopter and you don't have your license yet?
Kamekona: Technicality sister.

Male suspect traveling on foot, south on Koka Street. What's he wearing? Nothing, that's right he's bare ass naked.

So he was shot, burned, and hit by a car? Wow, this guy's having a great day.

I'm Five O, they don't have the password I do.

Kono: Okay, so let me get this straight. You believe in psychics but you don't believe in ghosts.
Danny: That is correct.

Adam: They would see one thing, Hiro Noshimuri son; the heir apparent to the head of the Yakuza.
Kono: They won't see that if you're clean.
Adam: I'm getting there.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

The first time we met, you hit me across the face with an ashtray. Now that we're even, you can trust me.

Sang Min [to Chin Ho Kelly]

Out of the top ten dopiest suggestions you have ever had this is number one with a bullet.

Danno
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