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To keep my kid at home. Not the kid who pissed in his canteen. You're gonna punish my kid? This is asinine.

Adam: Listen, if I gotta be stuck in the mud, I wanna be stuck in the mud with you.
Kristina: Well you're stuck.

Adam: Advocate his ass.
Kristina: I'm gonna advocate his ass.

I just got off the phone with Bob Little and I conceded the election.

You know you could have voted absentee ding-dong and not come all the way out here.

Kristina: You don't really love it?
Amber: It's a little bit absurd, right? It's not just me? It's bigger than any of my family
member's wedding rings.

Adam: I love it when you get feisty like this.
Kristina: I'm not feisty, I'm just mad.
Adam: Well can you just stay maybe stay up here for 15 minutes? Waddya say? Honey?

Kristina: Are you sure it's just about the ring?
Amber: Yeah.
Kristina: Oh. OK.
Amber: Everything's fine, I just. Yeah.

Education's my platform, not my son. OK? He's off limits, let's move on.

Kristina: What if they don't fall in love with me?
Heather: Honestly? Then we call it.

Adam: Hi Honey. You look very beautiful.
Kristina: I look like I should be offering you peanuts and an in-flight magazine, don't you think?

You know what? You are 100% right. I almost died. But I didn't. That's exactly why I am doing this.

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On-my-way-back-home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
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