Parenthood

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Parenthood
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You know what? You are 100% right. I almost died. But I didn't. That's exactly why I am doing this.

Heather: Alright. We've got some work to do, you're a little rusty, but that's what I want to see more of - more Kristina.
Kristina: I haven't really made my decision...
Heather: You know what? We've gotta, like, write an announcement speech, so I'm gonna get some coffee. You want anything?
Kristina: I.. sure. Are you hired?
Heather: I'm just gonna take the job, because you don't have time for more interviews. We have this announcement speech to write.

Kristina: Honey, how old were you when you got your first boner?
Adam: What?
Kristina: You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever...how old were you when you first got wood?
Adam: What the hell? Is it even six o'clock yet?

Honey, you're so awesome. I'm sorry I'm such a tease. You got all oiled up and you have you're Merv Griffin jacket.

If you'll have me, I would like to go out on a date with you.

Adam: What about Max?
Kristina: Max thinks it's cool. He thinks I look like Bane from the Batman movie.

Mark is so cute, but he's like a puppy. Hank is a man!

Honey, there's a file on my computer, that I made for the kids. I want to make sure the kids have it. Can you make sure of that?

Well, to be honest. We bribe 'em. If I were on Oprah, I'd be like, "it's the incentive system," but really it's just bribery.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm smoking pot. I was just dopin' it up and I'm really sorry.

Adam: I'm sure he's going to be fine, honey. Crosby said he was going to 'totes' handle it.
Kristina: I don't know what that means, 'totes' handle it.

Kirstina: I need my personal space, Haddie. I'm totally fine.
Haddie: I'm here to help you, mom, and I need you to give me something to do.
Kristina: Give your dad a hug.

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Parenthood Quotes

Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

Crosby

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes