Kristina Braverman Quotes
Kristina: I'm sorry I'm psycho honey.
Haddie: It's cool. We're used to it.
Kristina: Great.
Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!
Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.
Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.
Haddie: I'm just going to say it.
Kristina: Okay, say what?
Haddie: Alex and I have had sex.
It sounds like she's hurt.
I hope my brother-in-law was worth it because he's not the only one you screwed here.
I say this out of love, but you've gone rogue.
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Jasmine, welcome to crazy town!
Kristina: Everybody raise your glass. My daughter Haddie Braverman is running for junior class president.
Adam: That's right, following in her father's footsteps.
Julia: Excuse me, your foot steps?
Adam: Yeah.
Julia: I was class president.
Kristina: I wrote speeches.
Crosby: Student council nerds are going to have a nerd off!
Haddie: I feel like you were being a little bit irrational.
Kristina: I was?
Haddie: A little bit out of the ordinary...
