Parenthood

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Parenthood
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Kristina: I'm sorry I'm psycho honey.
Haddie: It's cool. We're used to it.
Kristina: Great.

Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!

Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.

Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.

Haddie: I'm just going to say it.
Kristina: Okay, say what?
Haddie: Alex and I have had sex.

It sounds like she's hurt.

I hope my brother-in-law was worth it because he's not the only one you screwed here.

I say this out of love, but you've gone rogue.

Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?

Jasmine, welcome to crazy town!

Kristina: Everybody raise your glass. My daughter Haddie Braverman is running for junior class president.
Adam: That's right, following in her father's footsteps.
Julia: Excuse me, your foot steps?
Adam: Yeah.
Julia: I was class president.
Kristina: I wrote speeches.
Crosby: Student council nerds are going to have a nerd off!

Haddie: I feel like you were being a little bit irrational.
Kristina: I was?
Haddie: A little bit out of the ordinary...

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Parenthood Quotes

Does the not father want to cut the cord?

Nurse Natalie

Yeah, I'll even do ballet for a burger and pie.

Crosby

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes