Krusty the Klown Quotes
Season 23, Episode 8: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
Krusty: They were kids, and we gave them candy if they laughed! And if they didn't, until the 70s, I hit them with a stick! Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called "Circus of Shame" or something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Krusty: They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer, so I don't have a funny third item.
• Rating: Unrated
Krusty: And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 7: "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
Krusty: Why can't i be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 5: "The Food Wife"
Krusty: Krustyland has a new ride, the Eyeballs of Death. It only passed the safety by a 3 to 2 vote. And that third vote didn't come cheap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 9: "Donnie Fatso"
Krusty: If Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 8: "The Fight Before Christmas"
Krusty [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Krusty: I'm sure in the 25 years of Earth time you've been gone, your parents have been worried.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 5: "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
Krusty: Mousy and Catsy! Aren't they great?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 2: "Loan-A-Lisa"
Krusty: It's not what you think. I'm researching for a movie where I play myself.
• Rating: Unrated
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