I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.