Favorite Kurt Hummel Quotes
I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.
Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.
When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.