I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.