I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.