I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck