I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

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[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

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Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

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Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

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Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

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Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.

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You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

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When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

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Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

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Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

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Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

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Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

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