Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.

One day you will all work for me

Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.

Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.

I love you more than I love being a star.

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Makeovers are like crack to me.

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt