Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Kurt Hummel Quotes
You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.
I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.
Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.
We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.
I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.
You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.
How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.
Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.
Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
They can't touch me. They can't touch us.
Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.
