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Glee

Blaine: I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely. And I'm...I'm really sorry.
Kurt: You don't think that I've been lonely? You don't think that I've had temptations? But I didn't act on it because I knew what it meant. It meant something horrible and awful.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

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