Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt