Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.