Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.
My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?
Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!
I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.
Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.