Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Will

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina