We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

I love you more than I love being a star.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.

I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.

He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.

Makeovers are like crack to me.

Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.

It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt