Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Kurt Hummel Quotes
We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
I love you more than I love being a star.
Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.
How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.
I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.
He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.
Makeovers are like crack to me.
Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.
It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.
Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.