Kurt Hummel Quotes (Page 11)
Season 1, Episode 21: "Funk"
Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 20: "Theatricality"
Kurt: What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 18: "Laryngitis"
Kurt: I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Kurt: I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 16: "Home"
Kurt: I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Kurt: Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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