Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.

I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!