Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

He's on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1983.

When you're different ... when you're special ... sometimes you have to get used to being alone.

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.

I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.