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Glee

Kurt: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.

I don't believe in God, Dad. But I believe in you, and I believe in us.

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.

[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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