[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn