I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.

Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.

Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.

You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn