Kurt Hummel Quotes (Page 12)
Season 1, Episode 16: "Home"
Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 15: "The Power of Madonna"
Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 14: "Hell-O"
Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Kurt: I feel like Lady GaGa.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 13: "Sectionals"
Kurt: I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 11: "Hairography"
Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt [to Rachel]: It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Kurt: You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: Makeovers are like crack to me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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