[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!

Kurt: She changes her look faster than Britt changes sexual partners.
Brittany: It's true.

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.