Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Makeovers are like crack to me.

He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.

I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.

How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

I love you more than I love being a star.

We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

I'm full of ennui.

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.

Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!

Glee Quotes

It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Will

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina