Kurt Hummel Quotes (Page 14)
Season 1, Episode 5: "The Rhodes Not Taken"
Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 4: "Preggers"
Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Kurt: Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 3: "Acafellas"
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "Showmance"
Kurt: They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Kurt: One day you will all work for me
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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