Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

We’re enjoying a long engagement.

You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

You are kind of magic.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.