Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

We’re enjoying a long engagement.

You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

You are kind of magic.

Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.