Kurt Hummel Quotes
What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!
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Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.
Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.
We’re enjoying a long engagement.
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You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.
You are kind of magic.
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Do you know how insane you sound?
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Kurt: Are we all set in there?
Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.
Blaine: What if I don't get in? You didn't.
Kurt: You will. And if you don't it won't matter. You're a performer. You're going to find the spotlight. And you can't shy away from your greatness just because you're afraid you're not great enough. You have a gift. It wouldn't be right to let you hide that away.
Blaine: Thanks for knowing me. I love you.
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If you cheated on me again, I will not accept sex addiction as an excuse.
Ever since Finn died, I've been going about my business, but I've also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.
My path has been different and exciting considering my background, but considering who I think I am and how I see myself, it's like I've taken the streetcar named predictability.
[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.Brittany
Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.