Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.

I said yeah, if we don’t kill each other in combat class, count us in.

Oh look, it’s someone’s birthday! Clap clap clap clap clap!

What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

Artie was mugged in the subway and now it’s like an episode of SVU over here.

Do you have to use the SodaStream right now? Artie's in a very fragile state.

We’re enjoying a long engagement.

You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

You are kind of magic.

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel