Rachel: So, did you hear about Santana's good news?
Kurt: That she doesn't have a yeast infection?

Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week.
Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.

Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.

So get on point, Kitty. Your little theory about Mercedes' shattered dreams, like most of the garbage that comes out of your mouth, is wrong.

I know every kid is scared of losing their dad, but he's the only thing that got me through my mom dying, and if I have to say goodbye to him, too, well, I'm not going to think about it.

I'm only packing light blue socks because light blue is the color of clear skies, and that's what I'm hoping for.

My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.

Rachel: I'm pretty sure she just stole my comforter.
Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.

[to Santana] We just got off the phone with Brody. Did you confront him at NYADA with a Paula Abdul song?

[to Adam] I always get a little sad when the sun comes out and the snow starts to melt and all the snowmen look like they have scoliosis.

[to Blaine] Tell me that's not Tina again!

Blaine: This is just bros helping bros.
Kurt: I love it when you talk fratty.

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Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.

Holly

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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