So get on point, Kitty. Your little theory about Mercedes' shattered dreams, like most of the garbage that comes out of your mouth, is wrong.

I know every kid is scared of losing their dad, but he's the only thing that got me through my mom dying, and if I have to say goodbye to him, too, well, I'm not going to think about it.

I'm only packing light blue socks because light blue is the color of clear skies, and that's what I'm hoping for.

My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.

Rachel: I'm pretty sure she just stole my comforter.
Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.

[to Santana] We just got off the phone with Brody. Did you confront him at NYADA with a Paula Abdul song?

[to Adam] I always get a little sad when the sun comes out and the snow starts to melt and all the snowmen look like they have scoliosis.

[to Blaine] Tell me that's not Tina again!

Blaine: This is just bros helping bros.
Kurt: I love it when you talk fratty.

You are a diva. And you have been a nightmare. But you're not a diva because you're a nightmare. You're a diva because you're talented, and ambitious, and because no one else in the world can do what you, Rachel Berry, can do. That's what being a diva's all about. Being an original. One of a kind. So hold the nightmare, but bring the diva.

[to Rachel] I don't get it. A year ago you were all plaid skirts and 'do you think Finn likes me?' And now you're Slutty Barbie asking Misogynist Ken to move in with you and doing pornos. What happened to you?

Kurt: Rachel is a serious actress, Brody. She doesn't do nudity.
Brody: As performers, that's a question that we're all gonna have to face. If you want to win an Oscar, you have to show your boobs. Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connolly, Kathy Bates.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn