Burt: The only difference between this place and New York?
Kurt: Decent bagels?

Burt: Scared?
Kurt: Terrified.

Blaine: I don't want to see you go, but I can't stand to see you stay here. It's killing you, and that's killing me.
Kurt: What about us?
Blaine: In a year, I'll be there too. But right now is your time. You're ready.

Blaine: Can I give you some advice? You can't be here anymore, Kurt.
Kurt: I get it, I know I'm pathetic.
Blaine: No, you're not pathetic. It's just that you're stuck. You don't belong here anymore. You belong in New York.

In this room, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. What matters is that we're friends.

Rachel: This is the biggest, biggest moment of our lives here. We cannot be taking risks.
Kurt: Isn't this the exact moment to be taking a risk?

Kurt: I'm starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. Or maybe I just need more candles
Blaine: Oh, God, no. No more candles.

Once, La Thibodeaux stopped a performance of Medea at The Met because someone glanced at their watch while she was doing one of her 'I'm killing my babies' arias.

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?

Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.

You smell like Craigslist.

Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn