Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.

You smell like Craigslist.

Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?

Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.

Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.

I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.

Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?

Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?

Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.

Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.

Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

I want my senior year to be magic. And that's only gonna happen if I spent every minute of every day with you.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn