Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXKurt Hummel Quotes
Kurt: I'm starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. Or maybe I just need more candles
Blaine: Oh, God, no. No more candles.
Once, La Thibodeaux stopped a performance of Medea at The Met because someone glanced at their watch while she was doing one of her 'I'm killing my babies' arias.
Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?
Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
You smell like Craigslist.
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?
Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.
I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.
Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?
Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?
Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.
