Rachel's one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.

Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.

I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care.

Karofsky: I'm what they call a Bear Cub.
Kurt: Because you look like Yogi?

Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?

Kurt: She could have a field day with this whole gay son thing.
Burt: I'm proud of you, Kurt. Don't care who knows it.

Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.

Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.

I want my senior year to be magic. And that's only gonna happen if I spent every minute of every day with you.

When you're different, when you're special, sometimes you have to get use to being alone.

Kurt: Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.
Brittany: I have pills for tha

Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the broadway musical about Pippa Middleton.
Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn