I have never seen something so offensive in my life. That car is no way to bridge your relationship gap.

Lacey: I am sorry we got carried away with all of that girl talk. I did not mean to embarrass you.
Jenna: Don't worry it wasn't the first time.
Lacey: And it won't be the last.

Jenna, contrary to the advice I've been giving Ally; you need to know that every first time is the first time, and it should be special.

I don't like to sweat in public.

Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!

Kevin, I wrote that letter to Jenna.

If I were a paranoid person I would think you're trying to avoid me.

Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.

Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.

Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!

Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.

Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.

Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.


Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.