Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

I mean... what the fuck?

We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

True Blood Quotes

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes