Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

I mean... what the fuck?

We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes