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Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

I mean... what the fuck?

We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?

Pam

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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