Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

Marnie just puked that bitch out.

I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.

Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

I mean... what the fuck?

We'll stay for five minutes. 10 if they got dranks.

You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?

We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!

Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

True Blood Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes