Larry David Quotes (Page 2)
Season 8, Episode 10: "Larry vs. Michael J. Fox"
Larry: He started a war. He didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mister Softee"
Larry: That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said but you know, the fact that you're wearing glasses, I perceive it as a little less idiotic than I normally would.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: Hopefully there's an afterlife. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: I saw this commercial last night, and Michael Jordan had a Hitler moustache.
Buckner: Yeah I saw that. He's the first one to wear that since Hitler. Isn't he?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 8: "Car Periscope"
Larry: I like to munch and pee.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Business Manager: You can't judge me because I have a beautiful wife.
Larry: Uhhhh, I think I can.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: I didn't beat him. The one-armed man did it!
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.
• Rating: Unrated
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