Larry David Quotes
Stella: It sounds like you appreciate the art form.
Larry: Well I appreciate naked women.
You called me old? You're two days older than I am.
Funkhouser: We ought to do this more often.
Larry: Come to disgusting strip clubs?
The dog without the bag, it's incomplete. It's a marriage.
Richard: A lot of people call me who are suicidal.
Larry: I don't think you'd be my suicide call.
Cheryl: Larry, what is in your nose?
Larry: It's a tampon.
Larry: He's a Swede.
Funkhouser: He is? I was at his house for hanukkah.
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
First of all, I commend you on the demographics. A Black, an Asian, and are you a Jew per chance?
Larry: Why don't you get a divorce?
Funkhouser: I'm too lazy.
Larry: Guy pulls up to me on a motorcycle. Guess who it turns out to be?
Jeff: Portia De Rossi.
Larry: Everything okay?
Kiera: I uhh think I just had my first period.
