Curb Your Enthusiasm

Larry David Quotes (Page 8)

Larry: Guy pulls up to me on a motorcycle. Guess who it turns out to be?
Jeff: Portia De Rossi.
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Larry: Everything okay?
Kiera: I uhh think I just had my first period.
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Kiera: Do you like girl scout cookies?
Larry: I find them abhorrent, but come in.
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Leon: I get plenty of hook ups Larry. You don't see 'em. You don't notice the small s**t, Larry.
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Larry: It says "all you can eat."
Manager: Well it's all "you can eat."
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Cheryl: What are you doing?
Larry: I'm practicing a tic I'm working on.
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Larry: I can call you bald. It's like black people calling each other n*gga. Hey baldy. Ya know.
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Larry: You should have recused yourself. We can't go up against each other. It's in the code. The bald code.
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Larry: You know what Berg, I like the cut of your jib.
Berg: Thank you very much Captain.
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Larry: You're nothing without your health. Some people are nothing even with their health. I fall in that category, sometimes.
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