You've made your bed, Megan, I suggest you learn how to lie in it

You're staying on, you have all the cards, we'll see how honorable you really are

Laurel: It's nice to see you on top of things...
Megan: I like to be on top.... of things... in work situations

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid